Friday 14th September

I am very worried about my Grandma Rita'a eyesight. She only noticed today that my dad (Her Son!) had shaved his 'beard' off. Even though the 'beard' was only bum fluff it was quite visible, even I could see it and they say my eyes are not yet fully developed because I am too young! I will try and get my specs back from the top of K2 bullies so I can give them to her! (But only if she brings me some meat & potato pie first)

The news of my teaching skills has reached the top of K2! The doctor asked me if I could teach 6 medical students about the heart. Although I don't think the schools are up to much these days. When I asked them to find my little imperfection, one of them thought it was my arms being by my head! My arms? The youth of today!

For information, the star shape sleeping position is the most comfortable position you can sleep in. Every baby knows that!

Eventually I got frustrated with the students and I had to tell them what my imperfection was. Back to school boys and girls!

My nurse today was Lindsey and she made my mum and dad do more to look after me, which I like very much! But they do need more training as they are sooo silly! My mum changed my nappy and put a newborn nappy on me, doesn't she know I am nearly five weeks old! Anyway, the nappy was like a thong and wasn't very comfortable, I can tell you I prefer the big pants! My silly dad then gave me a cuddle, he was a bit worried so thought he would be clever and cover his clothes with a sheet, just in case. Well as always I was one step ahead! The doctors have been giving me some medicine to help me pass fluids, so I passed a truck load that saturated the sheet and covered my dad's jeans and t-shirt! He He. He was not impressed.

My nurse at night was Magella again and I behaved all night for her.