My nurse today is Dawn and I am also helping teach a student called Louise. They have given me a new drug to help relax me and to encourage my blood to flow to my extremities. My heart rate has been a bit fast, but what do they expect when they are constantly feeding me.
Anyway this drug is special as it has a commercial name, they say it is called Viagra. It seems to have worked a treat, they say my facts & stats are much better and my complexion is better without me applying my blusher.
I have also found something out about my Grump's habit of hanging around women's sections of shops.
HE HAS GOT FORM!
Uncle Nick told me about 18 years ago when he was 11, he went to the library with my Grumps (His dad) and found him loitering in an aisle looking at a funny book called The Karma Sutra.
After further questioning, there is a a difference of opinion on the library incident between my Grumps and my Uncle Nick. I don't know who to believe! I might have to wire them up to one of my machines and give them a lie detector test to find out the truth. If there are any witnesses out there please come forward!
I got to cuddle my mum and my dad again today, all the staff in the unit keep coming up and cooing at me! Adults have a strange vocabulary but the attention is Great!!!
My nurse at night is Jenny, I am dressed in my own baby grows and tucked up snug as a bug in a rug. The viagra is fully recommended!
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