The paparazzi have arrived! My dad had his video camera out. Soooo embarrassing! Worse still they have removed all my dignity, they have taken my nappy. My dad is filming me with only a blanket covering my nether regions, my top half is exposed, I am not happy! When I am even more famous I can foresee this footage being rolled out to my immense embarrassment, I can't believe it!
They wanted me to provide a wee sample by doing it into a little round pot, have they not noticed I am a girl! Anyway, Grandma Gwen had to hold the pot underneath me whilst my mum sat me between her legs. It looked well dodgy, Grandma Gwen with her hand between my mums legs covered by a blanket. Anyway I refused to perform and I let them sit there for more than an hour. Eventually they gave up and laid me in my cot, then bingo, immediate delivery neatly into the pot. I would have done it sooner but I knew they were uncomfortable! He He!
Today I received a get well card, the Royal Mail is soooo good they managed to find Liverpool and delivered the card all the way to the top of K2. It was from my dad's friend Karl and his family, again they were on holiday when I was born so I have never met them. These adults need to learn how to plan! But I thought the card was nice!
My nurses today have been Tracy, Andrea and Naomi at night, they have upped my dose of Viagra a bit to help me relax when I am asleep. But I have had a nice day of cuddles, eating and sleeping with only a bit of adult aggravation when changing my nappies.
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Hello Hannah, You sound like you are keeping everyone very busy. I am glad to hear you have moved to K2 and are breathing without wind assistance. You must be very clever, you've taught the nurses lots and you've taught me how to blog (I can't email yet, but don't tell anyone!) Give Mummy and Daddy a big cuddle from me and don't be too worried if they nick your teddies, if you shout at Mummy she will give tham back - Tell her to remember her anti-bullying training!
Hello Hannah,
Guess What? I've had to learn how to do this blog especially for you.Your Dad thinks I can't do it .(this will show him!)
I'm sorry I missed seeing you today,I've been grumpy all day.
Utd are on now so I am going to watch it.
See you tommorrow. All our love and cuddles.XXXX
Big kisses from Grandad Phillip.
(with a little help from Grandma Rita.XXXX)
Hello Hannah
Grandad again.
That was soooo boring.
I would much sooner come to see you.
Utd have won 1 nil.
That should make your Dad happy.
See You Tommorrow. XXXXXX
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